She Asked If He Would Remarry But She Wasn’t Ready For The Response

When we are married, we may be asked many questions by our significant other. Some of those questions are going to come and go and we don’t need to put much thought into them.

On the other hand, there are some questions our husband or wife might ask and the way we answer will have a significant impact on our relationship. That includes the question a wife asked her husband in the following joke.

More than likely, you have heard this question before and you might have struggled with the answer. The husband in this joke gave his answer and you have to wonder how quickly he regretted it.

The wife turns to her husband and asks, “Darling, if I were to pass away, would you consider remarrying?”

Taking a moment to reflect, the husband responds, “In time, I believe I might. We all seek companionship to heal.”

Curiosity lingers as the wife inquires further, “And if I were no more, would your new wife reside in our cherished home?”

With a thoughtful nod, the husband explains, “We’ve invested much into creating the perfect home. It’s unlikely I’d part with it. Yes, she probably would.”

Continuing her line of questioning, the wife asks, “Hypothetically, if you remarried and she lived here, resting in our bed, would she slumber in our very bed?”

The husband’s eyes meet hers, “Indeed, our bed is fairly new, an investment of $2,000. It’s built to endure, so yes, she would.”

A mischievous glint in her eye, the wife adds one final twist, “And if you remarried, if she inhabited our home, slept in our bed, would she also take up my beloved golf clubs?”

Laughter fills the room as the husband playfully retorts, “Ah, but there’s a catch! She’s a lefty, my dear!”

Related Posts

Will Smith’s Tragic Life

Will Smith, a Hollywood icon, faced numerous tragic events throughout his life. His childhood was marred by witnessing domestic violence as his father abused his mother. He…

Actress who played Rizzo in ‘Grease’ comes out of hiding after 20 years and looks unrecognizable

No one on Earth, young or old, can deny having heard of the famous love story involving the meek Australian transfer student Sandy Olsson and the charming…

A 32-year-old woman was attacked by a polar bear after she jumped into their enclosure at the Berlin Zoo.

A 32-year-old woman, identified as Mandy K, was attacked by a polar bear at the Berlin Zoo on Friday after she jumped into the enclosure during feeding…

Who are Britain’s youngest parents and where are they now?

They were in the news a long time ago as Britain’s youngest parents. Now, we’re going over their stories again to see what happened to them. Tressa…

Uncommon images of Princess Diana, one of the most photographed people on Earth

Known as the People’s Princess thanks to her nurturing and compassionate nature, and her love for the ordinary citizens, Lady Di will forever be remembered as the…

If you are lucky enough to meet someone with M-shaped palms, be sure to cherish them!

Looking at someone with M-shaped hands reveals their personality, fate, love life, and job future. Personality People with M-shaped hands are known for their kind, welcoming nature…