An Old Woman Was Walking Her Dog.

An old woman was walking her dog one evening

when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off.

A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes,

The old woman smiles and tells the couple that

Its really no big deal, she carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she gets home to dispose of it…

Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.

 

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.

“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband.

“To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.

“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.

“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”

An old lady was stopped and pulled into a parking space. A young man in his new red Mercedes immediately went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.

So upset was the little old lady that she went up to the man and said,

“I was going to park there!”

The man was a real smart alec and he said,

“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.

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