Clever Girl

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?”

And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says, “You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.””Well,” says the little girl, “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me,and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs.

Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I went up and looked through the keyhole.””Clever girl,” purrs Mummy. “What could you see through the keyhole?”“I saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each other’s clothes off, and they carried on until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her.””Yes?” says Mummy. “And then what happened?” “Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year,” says the little girl confidently.

Thoughts?

Related Posts

Viva Las Vegas: Bloopers and mistakes you might missed

Viva Las Vegas: Bloopers and mistakes you might missed

Elvis Presley is one of those American icons you just can’t replicate. His electrifying chemistry with Ann-Margret lit up the screen in the 1964 film Viva Las…

Richard ‘Kinky’ Friedman, celebrated country music singer, dies at 79 after Parkinson’s battle

Richard ‘Kinky’ Friedman, celebrated country music singer, dies at 79 after Parkinson’s battle

The country music scene last month mourned the tragic loss of beloved singer Richard “Kinky” Friedman, who passed away at his home in Texas in late June,…

My Husband Divorced Me When He Received This Picture From Me?! It’s The Reason That Shocked Me…

My Husband Divorced Me When He Received This Picture From Me?! It’s The Reason That Shocked Me…

It was a warm, quiet afternoon, the kind of day where you take a breath and just appreciate the moment. I was out in the field, leaning…

Adam Schiff Has Mental Breakdown on Live Tv

Adam Schiff Has Mental Breakdown on Live Tv

California Democrat Senator-elect Adam Schiff is doubling down on his false, unfounded claims of Trump-Russian collusion years later. In an appearance on CNN’s “State of the Union,”…

Braless TV news anchors spark heated debate

Braless TV news anchors spark heated debate

There are many ways to grab attention, but the Albanian TV station Zjarr takes it to a whole new level. A few years ago, their decision to…

Celebrated country music singer, dies at 79 after Parkinson’s battle

Celebrated country music singer, dies at 79 after Parkinson’s battle

Last month, the country music world lamented the devastating loss of beloved vocalist Richard “Kinky” Friedman, who died at his Texas home in late June at the…