Little girl’s dirty answer forces teacher to golden comeback

When Mrs. Parks asked her sixth-grade science class a seemingly simple question, no one could have predicted the hilarious misunderstanding that would unfold. What started as an innocent quiz about the human body quickly turned into a lesson Little Mary would never forget.

If you’ve ever seen someone embarrass themselves by jumping to the wrong conclusion, you’ll want to keep reading for a laugh-out-loud moment that will make you glad you weren’t in Mary’s shoes…

 

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Can anyone tell me which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”

No one answered, so the teacher pointed at a student at random.

Little Mary protests the dirty question
Little Mary stood up, crossed her arms and said, “You should not be asking sixth graders dirty questions like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and then he’ll fire you!”

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Let’s try that again. Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Little Mary’s mouth fell open. She pointed at her teacher and yelled, “You’re gonna get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

Mrs. Parks smiled and said, “Very good, Billy,”

She turned to Mary and continued, “As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”

Related Posts

BREAKING NEWS Terrible earthquake hits California, this… See more

BREAKING NEWS Terrible earthquake hits California, this… See more

California, USA – A strong earthquake shook several areas of Southern California early Monday morning , alarming residents and highlighting the seismic vulnerability of this region of…

Bandits in the forest attacked a woman in military uniform, but none of them had

Bandits in the forest attacked a woman in military uniform, but none of them had

moved with a speed and precision that was almost inhuman. With a swift twist, she freed herself from the bandit’s grip, pivoting on her heel to drive…

My 10-year-old stared at the newborn and softly said, “Mom… we can’t bring this baby home.” Confused, I asked her why. Her hands trembled as she handed me her phone. “You need to see this,” she said. The second I looked at the screen, my knees almost gave way.

My 10-year-old stared at the newborn and softly said, “Mom… we can’t bring this baby home.” Confused, I asked her why. Her hands trembled as she handed me her phone. “You need to see this,” she said. The second I looked at the screen, my knees almost gave way.

The hospital room carried the faint scent of disinfectant, mixed with the soft, powdery aroma of newborn lotion. Sarah held her hours-old daughter close, feeling each delicate…

Having the letter M on the Palm of your hand means that… See more.

Having the letter M on the Palm of your hand means that… See more.

The screen star – who in real life has three children with cinematographer husband Daniel Moder – layered up with a white shirt over a cream top…

The Snake She Loved: A Woman’s Lesson About Trust, Instinct, and Responsibility

The Snake She Loved: A Woman’s Lesson About Trust, Instinct, and Responsibility

When Cassandra Turner first brought home her young python, Reggie, she believed she was beginning an extraordinary friendship. To her, Reggie wasn’t just a reptile — he…

I Went to My School Reunion to Take Revenge on My Childhood Crush, Until I Learned What Really Happened Back Then — Story of the Day

I Went to My School Reunion to Take Revenge on My Childhood Crush, Until I Learned What Really Happened Back Then — Story of the Day

Joan scrolled through her school album remembering what her thoughts were back then. It had already been twenty years since graduation, but Joan still remembered the boy…