70-year-old widow posts newspaper advert looking for new husband, only for it to go viral

Getting back into the dating world can be strange, and intimidating, especially if it’s been a long time since you were last single. Of course, the most important lesson to remember is that it’s crucial you stay open to others and don’t judge anyone too quickly.

It was with that in mind that I decided to share a funny story I recently came across online. It involves a 70-year-old widow, a newspaper advert, and a search for a new husband.

She was at home one day when her doorbell suddenly rang … only, she couldn’t possibly have predicted who would be on the other side.

Read the full hilarious joke below — and make sure you stick with it until the punchline.

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again…

Read the full hilarious joke below — and make sure you stick with it until the punchline.

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!”

The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Why not help cheer a friend up? Share this joke and help give someone a good laugh!

Related Posts

The Six-Week Silence

The Six-Week Silence

In a small Texas department, four officers were found dead by their own hand within just six weeks — a pattern so sudden and painful that the…

Rick Harrison and Chumlee: The Real Story of Friendship, Growth, and Finding Purpose Beyond the Spotlight

Rick Harrison and Chumlee: The Real Story of Friendship, Growth, and Finding Purpose Beyond the Spotlight

In the world of reality television, where fame can be fleeting and authenticity is often questioned, few stories have resonated with audiences quite like that of Rick…

Right after the funeral of our 15-year-old daughter, my husband insisted that I get rid

Right after the funeral of our 15-year-old daughter, my husband insisted that I get rid

Under the bed, I found a worn, dusty old shoebox that I didn’t recognize. My heart raced as I pulled it out, wondering what secrets it might…

After the doctor’s urgent warning. Our prayers are with Kevin Costner…

After the doctor’s urgent warning. Our prayers are with Kevin Costner…

Kevin Costner was once one of Hollywood’s hottest men, but after years of filming under the burning rays of the sun, the aging cowboy is starting to…

[RIP Ana] 20-Year-Old Passed Away After ….

[RIP Ana] 20-Year-Old Passed Away After ….

A heartbreaking story has emerged about a young woman named Ana, who passed away at just 20 years old in circumstances linked to her menstruation. The shocking…

Breaking News: Kelly Ripa confirmed… See more

Breaking News: Kelly Ripa confirmed… See more

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos both had very strong opinions about a rather unassuming subject matter on Wednesday’s episode of Live with Kelly and Mark – and…