A woman asks her husband at breakfast time

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,

“Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?”

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now.

It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.

“How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?”

He declines. “The Viagra,” he says, “Its really spoiled my need for food.”

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

“Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?”

He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry.”

“Well,” she says, “Would you mind getting off me? I’m bloody starving.”

Related Posts

FBI Just Took Down

FBI Just Took Down

In a stunning development that’s sent shockwaves through California’s political circles, the FBI has arrested two public officials on multiple felony charges including arson, fraud, and perjury….

Horrible news… 💔🥀

Horrible news… 💔🥀

Robin Kaye, the acclaimed music supervisor behind American Idol, has been found dead alongside her husband, Thomas Deluca, in what police are investigating as a double homicide….

Michelle Obama issues a statement amid constant Barack divorce rumors – ‘My husband and I…’

Michelle Obama issues a statement amid constant Barack divorce rumors – ‘My husband and I…’

Allegations of a high-profile affair between Barack Obama and Jennifer Aniston have persisted. Michelle now ends the quiet. In the midst of persistent rumors regarding her marriage…

Internet reacts to Pope’s ‘surreal’ outfit detail

Internet reacts to Pope’s ‘surreal’ outfit detail

Over the weekend, people were surprised—not by a papal decree, but by Pope Leo XIV wearing an Apple Watch during a recent Holy Mass. The 69-year-old pontiff,…

These are the signs that he is cr… See more s4

These are the signs that he is cr… See more s4

Skin irritation in the groin area is a widespread concern that can affect people of all genders and ages. The groin is a warm, moist, and often…

In several regions, while using their toilets, people were attacked by… see the 1st comment

In several regions, while using their toilets, people were attacked by… see the 1st comment

Dangers: Snake Bites from Toilets Understanding how snakes enter bathrooms, the health risks they pose, and how to stay safe Snake encounters in toilets may seem like…